parents:
wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family:
surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends:
omg you are soooo pretty
boys:
i've never really seen this species of animal before
During a Period
Uterus:
I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach:
EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions:
I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach:
ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus:
Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me:
why can I not have a penis.
